10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow
1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week
later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner" ...for 1989
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game,
"PacMan"
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of
your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
Tweek
The D'ni Jazz Club
10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection's slow
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by Kehra on Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:42 am
Tweek wrote: 10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
:boot:
Ahh that's a good list!
I didn't do it and you can't make me prove I didn't. *shifty eyes*
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<a href='http://www.buy.com/prod/odd_thomas/q/loc/106/PageFormat/6/39811839.html#chapter' target='_blank'>Little Ozzie and the exploding cow</a>
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by Mispeled on Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:44 pm
1. You sit on your modem to make downloads go faster
2. You always get in trouble for bumping old topics, which you thought were new.
3. You've learned to translate binary code, it tends to load faster than regular text. While you were waiting for the text at a gamefaqs.com guide to load, you figured out how to configure it.
4. Your modem sweats when it tries to load a
smiley.
5. You have 12 G5s in your house. (that is, you have the money to get a good connection)
2. You always get in trouble for bumping old topics, which you thought were new.
3. You've learned to translate binary code, it tends to load faster than regular text. While you were waiting for the text at a gamefaqs.com guide to load, you figured out how to configure it.
4. Your modem sweats when it tries to load a
smiley.5. You have 12 G5s in your house. (that is, you have the money to get a good connection)
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game,
"PacMan"
<span style='color:black'>Sincerely,
Some idiot with a misspelled name.</span>
<span style='color:green'>"Like Mother used to say, never eat singing vegetables."</span>
<span style='color:brown'>- Rizzo</span>
Some idiot with a misspelled name.</span>
<span style='color:green'>"Like Mother used to say, never eat singing vegetables."</span>
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by latinfreak on Fri Oct 28, 2005 7:03 pm
Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!
This Posted By A Member of the JAG Think Tank
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